Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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