and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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