Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
