I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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