i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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