Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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