The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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