come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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