On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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