Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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