weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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