Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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