Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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