I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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