Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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