i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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