redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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