I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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