Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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