She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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