hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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