real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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