Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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