dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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