when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
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