But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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