I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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