its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
