Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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