it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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