We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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