He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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