I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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