Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We're too hungover to prance.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
is it fun? or sober?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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