i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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