is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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