Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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