She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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