As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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