i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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