Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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