This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Say something about gay babies.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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