Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
if only i could text you this smell
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Randomize
