i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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