god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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