Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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