wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
There are leaves in my underwear?
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