We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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