Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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