I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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