Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Randomize