is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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