CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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