This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
it's great music for shaving your balls
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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