WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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