omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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