we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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