hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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